53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before

• 1: What do you put on hotdogs?
• A: Ketchup
• 2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
• A: Anticlimactic. No regrets.
• 3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
• A: I forget to check my own kitchen before going half the time.
• 4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
• A: I use black, except when I don't.
• 5: Do you use your parking brake?
• A: Not in this car. It's an automatic. It feels like it would be a lie.
• 6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
• A: One painting, but it isn't framed and isn't really on the wall.
• 7: Do you know how to play chess?
• A: Like a boss.
• 8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
• A: I use my cleaning schedule to measure geological epochs.
• 9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
• A: No. Well, not with stories, anyway.
• 10: Ever fallen in the shower?
• A: I dunno, probably.
• 11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
• A: A lot more now than I used to, I'll tell you that.
• 12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
• A: Someone else's name.
• 13: Do you have a Snuggie?
• A: No, I wear normal non-fancy blankets.
• 14: Are you allergic to anything?
• A: Nothing known to man.
• 15: Do you have any TV shows on ?
• A: Not generally.
• 16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
• A: I don't trust that thing.
• 17: Ever driven away in anger?
• A: Yeah, once or twice or so.
• 18: What's your favourite freezie colour?
• A: No idea what that is.
• 19: Are you a vegetarian?
• A: I would DIE.
• 20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
• A: A flippy lid and half a towel.
• 21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
• A: On paper, I pretty much just write over it.
• 22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
• A: Once, a book I had finished writing two weeks earlier.
• 23: Do you think that things will get better?
• A: Onwards and upwards, my friends.
• 24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
• A: Most of them, depending on the context.
• 25: What's your favourite quote?
• A: "If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write something worth reading or do things worth writing." - Benjamin Franklin.
• 26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
• A: I went to three, I think.
• 27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
• A: Probably the time I cut my face in half, but I don't really remember.
• 28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
• A: The leadup to my nervous breakdown a few years back.
• 29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
• A: Yup.
• 30: What's your favourite book genre?
• A: Christian apologetics
• 31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
• A: That's a movie, right? I'm pretty sure I've heard the title before.
• 32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
• A: Many times for errands, once because my date couldn't handle it.
• 33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
• A: Horror flicks bore me.
• 34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
• A: Horror flicks bore me.
• 35: Do dogs like you?
• A: Incredibly so.
• 36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
• A: Always.
• 37: Do people listen when you speak?
• A: Yeah.
• 38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
• A: Currently protected by a nice layer of hoodie.
• 39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
• A: Do I really have to pick just one?
• 40: Do you use torrents?
• A: Not that you know of.
• 41: When was the last time you paid for music?
• A: A Christmas gift card.
• 42: Are you addicted to technology?
• A: I asked my wife and she laughed.
• 43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
• A: She is second only to God Himself.
• 44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
• A: If I can't define them, I feel it would be morally wrong to use them. Except in Scrabble.
• 45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
• A: I give it a token pass before I print. It generally finds something.
• 46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
• A: I've been in many, but really, does anyone ever really win internet arguments?
• 47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
• A: Depends on what it is, but usually I let it play.
• 48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
• A: I use my phone.
• 49: Peter Pan?
• A: To die would be an awfully big adventure.
• 50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
• A: Every time we shut the gravity off to save on the electric bill.
• 51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
• A: annie
• 52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
• A: Depends on what comes after it.
• 53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
• A: Never. That wouldn't make any sense.